Do you folks have any idea just how good Album Of The Year by Faith No More is? If the answer is no, please put forth an effort to make the discovery. Thank you, and have a pleasant afternoon.
Archive for December, 2002
Best new rapper name of 2002: Rosco P. Coldchain… a protege of the infamous Pharrell.
I guess in late 2003, we’ll see an album from E-Nu$$ or perhaps Kewtaa.
“Women nicer to kiss than men,” reports Julianne Moore.
“Well…yeah,” reply men of the world.
Johnny Cash is on “Larry King Live”… He just said that his vision is about 60% gone. It makes me sad, but he’s still sharp.
Larry: “Can you still sing?”Johnny: “Oh, I can sing… as well as I ever could, I guess.”
Now the conversation shifts to Johnny’s addiction to speed in the 60s. He […]
It’s frickin’ early, Mr. Bigglesworth!
Ash and I head out to the airport in a few, sending her back to Graceland, and thus ending Whitten Fun Week (which was, for the most part, really pretty fun) and encouraging both of us to get back to actual productive life. We’ll see how that whole thing works […]
Is there a rule that says that wacko pseudo-religious groups have to be the ones that make key scientific breakthroughs? The “Raelians, who say aliens engineered us,” claim to have cloned a human. Should we expect the Scientologists to actually perfect interplanetary travel next? I mean, it’s part of their loony-bin teachings, […]
‘Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring.. ‘cept Gray, who had sweet potato pie for breakfast, and a new Peter Gabriel CD on the stereo.
Who’s actually being productive today? Sound off like you’ve got a pair in the comments.
Merry Christmas, folks. We opened presents late last night, and I got to doze off by the fireplace listening to my new Sigur Ros CD throught the bad ass headphones that my mom got me.
(Please disregard the fact that I had to get up at 4 a.m. to take out contacts, shut off the […]
Best Thing At K-Mart
Today at K-Mart, while looking for a new can-opener, I saw something in a buggy that earned at least a triple-take. A giant, clear beer bottle… with Dale Earnhardt’s picture and signature on it… full of popcorn.
Note that it was not on a shelf, but in a moving cart. […]
Also, please note that I’ve decorated…
and…