Kennel 2 Da Stage
me: DMX’s dog is wearing camomillie: hahamillie: of courseme: of course he isme: why wouldn’t DMX’s dog wear camo to the MTV Awards?millie: hahame: I mean, he’d have to be some kind of puss dog to not wear camo.millie: i know, you’re DMX’s dog. lots of pressure to performme: He probably holds […]
Archive for August, 2003
Just Thinkin’
Now taking votes and suggestions on what the coolest part of town in which to live is.
Also: Still accepting sugar-mama applications. I may have a good job, but I could always use a new Z.
(Actually, I’d just like to find more folks who like to go places and see things… some people are […]
Phrase That Pays - “Double-pie It”
The day came full circle, and I ended the evening with a (ridiculously large) slice of key lime pie from a friendly neighbor as a congratulatory treat for the new J.O.B. I realize I shouldn’t make it a habit to double-pie it too often, but I went to work […]
Make A Grown Man Cry
Cherry pie for breakfast will start off any day right, I tell you what.
It didn’t give me the strength of ten men (or one tiger, a la Frosted Flakes) or the speed of a cheetah or anything (though admittedly, I have not tested out these potential feats yet… give me at […]
I don’t think I have much entertainment value in me tonight. I realize this isn’t really anything different from other entries– I just thought I’d give you some advance warning, so you could go read The Onion or something instead.
Puppets vs. Cornbread Muffins
Well, I figured out how the puppet show venture could be not awesome, and that one non-awesome potentiality involved it not happening at all.
Fortunately, I got to eat scrimps ‘n’ grits at Greenwood’s, so it was all okay in the end.
In the morning (the entirety of tomorrow, really), I get some orientation […]
Random Acts of Typography
- I forgot to mention the stocky guy in the El-P tshirt and glasses in front of me at the show Wednesday night. I was thinking, “Hey, that could be me with a few more Krispy Kremes,” and then the MC from Mars Ill called a friend up on stage AND […]
Free Binkis For Everyone!
Tonight was a fun evening at the Echo Lounge, during which I somehow remained almost hermetically sealed from the huge crowd of bobbing heads and waving arms that surrounded me. That’s not the fun part. The fun part was the show: D.R.E.S. the Beatnik and a few guests performed […]
Things That Make America Better Than Other Countriesby Gray Whitten
- The option of having more ketchup than you need at any given fast food restaurant- Van Halen, while not 100% American, recorded all of their greatest work in America- We have a “Cartoon Network”- Mello Yello was invented in America- Will Farrell is a movie […]
Sorry about the outage (as if anyone noticed it). It seems my host was affected by The Great Blackout Of 2003 (4 days later).