Godfather
me: OW! GET BACK! UNH!
thomas: The man never quits. Get down!
me: that’s another mugshot for the ages there.
thomas: I’m Mad! Revenge! (The big payback!)
me: I don’t know karate, but I know ka-spousal abuse!
thomas: Get on up! Get into it! I’m a wife-slappin’ machine!
thomas: Mother Popcorn? […]
Archive for January, 2004
Anything Is Fun When It’s Free
Best Parts of Tonight’s Free Hawks Game:
- It was free.- The seats were awesome.- We drove there, instead of taking The Polar Express, and therefore stayed warm.- Learning that all that is required to get a pocketknife by the security dude at Philips Arena is turning around, walking a few […]
I’ll Never Learn
Sigur Ros — great music, but maybe not the best thing for when you feel a bit mopey and uninteresting.
I should probably go read something on paper for a change. Over and out.
Birthday The XXIX
Phase I: The EarlyCake! There is no sweeter way to start a day! Add in a new copy of the Smokey and The Bandit Pursuit Pack, a little bit of cash/gift card action, and you’ve got the makin’s of one fine morning. Also, I had a banana, and got TWO […]
More Later, But…
Yeah, that was a darn fine birthday.
Thanks to everyone who called, wrote, took part, gave, baked, etc.!
CakeTalk
k: the caramel frosting is tastyk: good suggestiong: excellentk: but i might need to test it again to make sureg: did it harden?g: I like it because it’s like candyg: on a cakeg: it’s perfect with milkk: it hardenedk: and it’s good with the cake, because the cake isn’t too sweetk: but the frosting is […]
Crack Of Friday
Yikes, I was up early today. Not early early. Not construction worker early or traffic cop early. Barely even high school early. Still, it was enough to keep me groggy through most of my shower and shave. Why the earliness, you ask? Because I had to go […]
Fly On
Today’s best hard-rockin’ aural surprise: Corrosion of Conformity - “Albatross” in the mp3 mix. F’n’ A!
These guys should drive up to Canada and beat that Nickleback dude senseless with a sack of Spider-Man soundtrack CDs for selling his albums in the same aisle of the record store as theirs.
Sorry. Violence […]
Purple Heartsock
My penchant for sliding around, sock-footed, on any and all available hardwood floors has bitten me in the… foot.
A SPLINTER. In my foot! How are there still splinters to be found on something that smooth and polished? I would think that the occasional lazy dachshund belly sliding around on the thing […]
Observations On A Weekend*:
- There is some really weird stuff going on in Return to OZ. I think I’d like to go back in time to watch 10-year-old Gray in the theater for this one. Terrified? Entertained? Asleep? I really don’t remember, but I did seem to be the only […]