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Archive for April, 2004
Ow
I still have a stiff neck from a strange night of sleep over the weekend. I am currently offering up a 1:1 trade for neck rubs.
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I just saw a commercial for VANILLA FLAVORED GOLDEN OREOS. I must purchase these cookies IMMEDIATELY.
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Seriously, sore neck is no fun. Friends: please […]
Don’t Play That
Baskin Robbins, if you are going to have a Free Scoop Night, don’t try to punk out and close up shop at 9:42 just as I walk in when you know you’re supposed to be open until 10. It’s not like you ran out of ice cream.
My man behind the counter was […]
Notes From The Morning Drive: ‘Cause I Got The Clout
>> After you’ve heard “It Takes Two” by Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock during your morning commute, pretty much anything that gets played next is going to be a huge letdown. Possible exceptions would include:
Herbie Hancock - “Rockit”Van Halen - “Ain’t Talkin’’Bout Love”Motley Crue […]
Not Deserving Of Oxygen
Someone in Nebraska named Lucky Iromuanya had no response to an accusation of theft but to pull out a gun and shoot someone. He was armed because, well, you always need a handgun at a party, right? I mean, you never know when you might get in an ARGUMENT and […]
Who?
I cannot emphasize strongly enough how cool it is when Mr. Thorogood sings “I walk 47 miles of ba’bwire… I gotta cobra snake for a necktie…” in “Who Do You Love?”. The entire song is a blues-rockin’ masterpiece (admittedly done first by many other musicians), but that line has to be my favorite.
You have […]
“I’m Spicy!”
Does anyone else find the current series of Burger King chicken sammich commercials to be hilarious? I think I have laughed at every one of them so far. Most notably, the one where a lackey tries to kiss up to his boss by noting that they ordered the same thing, and this […]
His Band
That D12 song, while catchy in the same wacky way many of M&M’s singles are, sucks.
Update: Okay, the fact that they have a fat dude hanging from the ceiling like Fitty Cent is kind of hilarious.
Mi Hermana
Most importantly, it is Ashley’s Birthday today! *wild cheers and exultation* Unfortunately, I was not able to zip over to Memphis to deliver her an ice cream cake or anything like that, but she will be appropriately taken care of by friends and loved ones in that neck of the woods, so […]
What do you call those people who are really, really unmotivated to do any work?
Oh yeah… ME.
I wish I had some Geto Boys CDs so I could listen to “My Mind’s Playin’ Tricks On Me” in full; I heard it on 97.1 this morning, and I don’t see that getting out of my head anytime […]