I Want 108 Mics
I am back on the CanOx again now (in the ear-goggles). I realized that I had the album on a CD in the drawer. Sweet, sweet instant gratification.
Remember folks, if there’s crack in the basement, crackheads stand adjacent.
It’s a busy day, and rainy. I shot around the corner by […]
Archive for June, 2004
Today’s Awkward Pre-Lunch Team Interaction
Girl: Hi, have you had lunch yet?
Me: No, Kevin and I were about to go to Sonic.
Girl: HA HA HA, SONIC, HA HA HA! Would you like to join us?
Me: Well… do you know where you’re going?
Girl: No, we just need someplace that takes a credit card. I don’t […]
Garb?
I’m testing something new out. Tshirts featuring authentic FireAss Productions artwork from an unspecified time in the past.
Check the American Hotness T for the ladies and the self-indulgent tog-incarnation of the hotly anticipated Kenny Rogers’ First Strike movie poster, and let me know what you think, please.
Requests? Hate mail? Old favorites that […]
My Shell…
The PS2 is on, THUG is running, but it was at a loading screen. Cannibal Ox’s “Iron Galaxy” started playing, jarring me out of what I was reading with its innate, unexpected coolness. I do love a cool soundtrack on a game.
Your favorites?
0day
Sometimes it’s nice to have a day with ZERO PLANS.
Yard, you will be conquered. Comic shop, you may be visited. Car, you most definitely deserve to be washed.
Other than that, I’m Free-flowin’ Charles this afternoon.
And now, back to the summer, already in progress!
[DRAMATIC RE-ENACTMENT]
DMX: “I am a federal agent… please give me your car.“
Victim: “No, you’re rapper/actor DMX. I’ve seen you in such films as Cradle 2 Da Grave and that other movie that no one saw.”
DMX: “Shut up and give me your car, or I will sic my 13 pit bulls on you! WHAT?!!!”
Victim: […]
Mmmm… Liquid Smoke…
I had to crawl out of bed extra early this morning to truck it down to The Big HQ in my suit for a superfun 5-hour meeting. At least they provided free Dew and Nutter Butters. These valuable doses of sugar and stimulants got me through it all– that and taking […]
Let It Be Known That:
:After working until 7:30 p.m. and having to stop for groceries on the way home and wearing the most uncomfortable of my uncomfortable clothes all day long, few things would have been more welcome than my neighbor inviting me to go see Dodgeball with her and some friends. One bowl […]
Call Me Herbicide Herb
I finally beat that damned giant plant in Metroid Prime!
Dang, talk about a roadblock. It’s a fun, beautiful game, but that was one irritating boss fight. Of course, it could just be that I’m not very good at it.
[Editor’s Note: It is highly likely that the author was simply not […]
No Sunshine, No Effort, No Title
It’s a strange, muggy, nervous day. I need some time to work outside tonight, but I think the impending thunderstorms will rob me of that. I’m having little to no luck in getting much actual work done. Yes, there is work to do, but it’s one of […]