I Got A Bejewelled Panther, Too
After a long day of liftin’ stuff at Clair’s place (described in greater detail over *hnyeah*), a refreshing Big F.O. from the Varsity and a little bit of barefoot patio reading put me right again. I decided pretty quickly that the evening probably wasn’t going to involve much more […]
Archive for July, 2004
Best Sentence This Week (By Far)
“I’m taking this popping class with my dad.” -S.R.
(and then she went on into an elaborate description of what popping is at the lunch table, with accompanying arm movements and by using Rerun from “What’s Happenin’” as an example.)
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The Olive Garden: Just Average, But Hey, Free Bread!
Weekday Math
Yesterday’s 3.5 hour meeting was trying, but $5 worth of ice cream and 88 minutes of Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle last night kinda balanced it all out. I’ll talk more about the film later… I think I’ll be doing a 3 Movies/3 Days wrap-up after Thursday.
Until then, please note that […]
Aftermath
It’s a very good thing I surrendered to sleep when I did. I struggled awake an hour after my alarm went off this morning. The clock radio was silent, and I had zero recollection of any switch manipulation on my part whatsoever. A sound woke me up, and I got ready in […]
At Some Point Saturday Night, I May Or May Not Have Wished I’d Had More Hands*
I was up til about 4 a.m. both Friday and Saturday night (once because There Can Be Only One and because PAAS has a monopoly on Easter egg coloring, and the next night because SOMEONE had to haul Steve and […]
Funny Ha Ha
K: oh, i have a weiner dog jokeK: if i can remember how it goesG: bring itK: why did the cowboy get a dachshund?G: I don’t know. Why DID the cowboy get a dachshund?K: because someone told him to get a long little doggieK: hehG: haG: good weiner dog joke, KK: thanks, […]
ATTENTION
K has alerted me to the fact that there is a NEW DEW at some Taco Bell “restaurants”!
BAJA BLAST is its name, and there seems to be very little evidence of it on the web so far. Regional testing, I suppose. I must ascertain whether or not this can be found in the […]
NOTE TO SELF
Watch the “Bombs Over Baghdad” video at least once a month to remind yourself what makes our nation great.*
NP :: Outkast - “Bombs Over Baghdad”
Observations:
- Patton Oswalt’s new CD, Feelin’ Kinda Patton, is almost pants-soakingly funny. Apparently, if you are some people, and it is around 3 a.m., and you have just watched The Highlander, it is not enough to keep you awake; but if you’re still awake, it’s hilarious. Also, often somewhat disturbing. That Patton […]