Hey hey! I’m about to head out for Memphis with mi madre. Surely there will be good times and great oldies involved. Wish us luck and warmth– sounds like it’s frickin’ freezing in Mississippi today.
Be good.
Archive for December, 2006
Let’s Make Christmas Mean Something This Year
Published December 25th, 2006 in Movies, Social and Music. 1 CommentWell. Damn.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
James Brown is dead.
And it’s not some dance-pop song this time. It’s the truth.
Everyone please take some time to watch Rocky IV, or listen to James Brown’s Funky Christmas today. Ideally, both.
Ho ho ho.
NP :: A special Christmas episode of “Amen”
I guess this is the first time since Ashley was born that we aren’t together in the same house waiting for Christmas morning.
Instead, I am on my mom’s couch, watching [adult swim]’s Christmas With DOOM lineup, and Ash is somewhere in Michigan with her husband and his family. We’ll all get together in Memphis […]
I wish my dad was around to go see Rocky Balboa with me on Wednesday. He loved that kinda stuff.
I’m pretty sure The Karate Kid was his favorite movie of the ’80s.
Once, I asked him what his favorite movie of all time was, and he said The Sound of Music, but I think that […]
I can barely put into words the disappointment I felt upon clicking the headline “Reynolds to host radio show,” and finding a picture of Star Jones “Reynolds” staring me in the face, with no Bandit in sight.
Damnit, DAMNIT.
If he got Jerry Reed to play the intros/outros and throw out some color commentary, it would be […]
Phone Call On The Way Home:
G: Hey, what’s up, Will?
W: Not much, you?
G: Oh, stopped by the store… almost home now.
W: Very good. Say…where did Skeletor live?
G: Ah, Snake Mountain.
W: YEP… that’s what I thought. Okay. Thanks.
G: …
W: You’re going to stop answering these calls at some point, aren’t you?
G: At least […]
Internet, I Love You, Part 2
Published December 7th, 2006 in Site and I Love The Internet. 0 CommentsSpecifically, I love website statistics like this:
Top 5 Keywords
1. yarg
2. home for purim
3. wiikend codes
4. who stole lemmy’s hat
5. yarg
Yeah… I think we’re right on track around here. And no, I’m not sure why “yarg” is both 1 and 5, but let’s just roll with it, baby.
Never Trust A Lead Singer In A Scarf Whose Name Is Not Steven Tyler
Published December 7th, 2006 in Music. 0 CommentsNot only are JET pretty boring in concert, I think the lead singer (aka Heroin Chic Steve Perry) may be mildly retarded. He bellowed the phrase “ATLANTA, we are the rock and roll band JET from Melbourne, Australia! Are you with us tonight?!” about four times throughout the concert, and not too much […]
Internet, I love you so much right now.
[ How To Appreciate Death Metal @ WikiHow ]
Apparently my sister’s brother-in-law, Dave, caught a (non-fatal) bullet to the forehead while serving our country somewhere in the middle-east over the weekend. He’s a Marine, and seemed to be a pretty good guy when I met him at Ashley’s wedding (he was the one in the uniform, if you saw the pics).
They’re transferring […]